Finland Män not kän underständ smalltalk. When kuud silense, samwan open mouth, silense destroid, why do tis?
One time Finland Män ko tu bar. Finland Män sit ät kounter, entshoi trink, look onli mopile phone. Is kuud silense.
Then kam womän nekst tu Finland Män. She äsk: “Do you kam hiör often?”
Finland Män pärälised. Is horror. Why she äsk tis? Is häv tu reäkt samhau?
Finland Män luuk onli mopile phone. Tsek emails. Kiip luuking mopile phone. Then änssör: “Why you äsk? Is you kondukting sam sörvey?”
Womän not say enitink. She ko öwei. Is kuud silense.
Finland Män not kän underständ smalltalk. Rememper eksämppel of Krändfather. When Krändfather kam päk from thö war, he say: “Soviet Union vin.” Nekst time Krändfather open mouth in Kristmös 1991. Krändfather wotsh televishön njews. Krändfather say: “Nau Soviet Union luus.”
One time Finland Män ko tu restorant pikos hunkry. Finland Män sit ät teipul, entshoi moose, luuk onli mopile phone. Is kuud silense.
Then kam waitter nekst tu Finland Män. He äsk: “Is everitink okei?”
Finland Män pärälised. Is horror. Why he äsk tis? Is häv tu reäkt samhau?
Finland Män luuk onli mopile phone. Tsek emails. Kiip luuking mopile phone. Then änssör: “Not is everitink okei. Ekonomi is proplem. Näshiönal produkt not krow.”
Waitter not say enitink. He ko öwei. Is kuud silense.
Finland Män not kän underständ smalltalk. Wörds is like karbon dioksid. Everipadi tudei put polluusshön in air. Is klimate tsheintsh.
One time Finland Män trävel in träm. Finland Män sit ölone, luuk onli mopile phone, is kuud silense.
Then Ämerikan turist män say loud: “Wonderful weather you have here!”
Finland Män pärälised. Is horror. Ämerikan turist män talk tu him. Why he say this? Is häv tu reäkt samhau?
Finland Män luuk onli mopile phone. Tsek emails. Kiip luuking mopile phone. Then änssör: “It will ket wörse.”
Finland Män ket out of träm. Wait for next tram, hopefuli no turist. Is kuud silense.
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| They häv safe distans. Is no smalltalk. |
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